Tuesday

BREAKING NEWS


Men Who Laugh Have

Bigger Penises





(Pasadena, CA) - A scientific study by the Johnson Institute, of Pasadena, CA, found that men who laugh have larger penises than those who have little or no sense of humor.

The Johnson study reveals that males over the age of 18 who have a sense of humor had an average penis length of 6 inches while males with little or no sense of humor had an average penis length of just under 5 inches.

Perhaps this is why women prefer a man with a sense of humor.


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