U.S. Bans Mail To Mexico

Mexicans living in the U.S. send more than 20 billion dollars a year back home to Mexico.

In response to Mexico president, Felipe Calderon, publicly criticizing the U.S. for not treating Mexican illegals better, the President of the United States today banned the sending of mail, money orders and wire transfers from the U.S. to Mexico.

Mexico immediately declared bankruptcy.

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