U.S. Constitution Declared


The American Civil Liberals Union today won a landmark legal victory in federal court when they succeeded in getting the U.S. Constitution declared unconstitutional.

The Ninth Circuit Court, located in San Francisco, and known as the most extreme liberal and insane court in the U.S., ruled that the U.S. Constitution is unconstitutional. The basis of the ruling was that the Constitution restricts the rights of big government; such rights include the right to grab all your hard earned money, the right to spend money like a drunken sailor, the right to control your private life, and the right to be totally unresponsive to the will of the people.

In declaring the U.S. Constitution unconstitutional the court opened the door to unchecked and unbalanced power by Washington politicians, who are expected to immediately step up their efforts to further ruin your life and your country.

A spokesperson for the Hillary Clinton campaign gleefully gloated, "Hurray! With the constitution finally out of the way we politicians can now do whatever we want. You just wait and see how much more power and control over the American people the Democrats will have, especially when Hillary is elected queen, uh, I mean president."

In response to the court ruling that the U.S. Constitution is invalid and unconstitutional, the American People For Common Sense issued the statement, "The courts have once again proved that America is no longer a nation "by the people, of the people and for the people" ... but a nation of brain dead politicians."