Elvis Sighted At Home Depot

(Memphis) - The King of Rock & Roll was spotted at a Home Depot outside of Memphis, Tennessee today, decades after his reported death.

According to witnesses Elvis looked pretty good for a 75-year-old rock star. His hair style was the same though one woman thought it might be a toupee and also thought that Elvis had some work done on his face. Cindi Sue Bollocks commented, "Elvis definitely had some botox, had his eyes done, and maybe had his sexy sneer lifted."

While at the Home Depot, Mr. Presley bought some dry wall, wood flooring, crown molding, disco lights and mirrors for a new ceiling. He was obviously undertaking a home renovation project. When asked where he was staying while renovating his home, Elvis swiveled his hips and replied, "Down at the end of Lonely Street ... at Heartbreak Hotel."

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