Real Estate Millionaire, 75,

To Wed 21-year-old Stripper

(Malibu) - In another example of older man/younger woman relationships, 75-year-old Will Grabbem, of Malibu, California, is set to wed 21-year-old Igot Implantz, of Santa Monica, next month.

Mr. Grabbem is a retired Malibu real estate investor and Ms Implantz is a former exotic dancer.

In an interview with VFN today, Grabbem stated, "It's a perfect match. I'm a rich dirty old man and she's a hot sexy young gold digger."

The couple has scheduled a 2-week honeymoon in Hawaii and say they plan on having lots of steamy sex. When the 75-year-old Grabbem was asked about the age difference, the danger of having lots of steamy sex, and the risk of death on the honeymoon, he grinned and shrugged, "If she dies, she dies."

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