It's Not A Recession, It's A Duck
If it looks like a recession
walks like a recession
and quacks like a recession
The government says it's not a recession,
it's a duck.
copyright 2008 Andrew Lawrence
Andrew Lawrence lives in Los Angeles where he writes very funny news, using humor to expose bullshit wherever he finds it. He figures that, by pointing it out, maybe people won't step in it.
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