Tuesday

All World Problems Caused By Smoking



According to university scientists throughout the world, cigarette smoking is the chief cause of every major problem on the planet. Smoking is now scientifically linked to all the following ...

global warming

global cooling

poverty

disease

starvation

drought

floods

earthquakes

hurricanes

tornadoes

wildfires

genocide

rudeness

ignorance

illegal immigration

recession

high gas prices

high food prices

drug addiction

greed

obesity

and erectile dysfunction

All caused by smoking.

The scientific data for the premise that the world's problems are caused by smoking was derived from the fact that, whenever and wherever on earth any serious medical, economic or social problem exists, cigarette smoking, or second hand smoke, occurred within 10,000 miles of the problem.

There you go. Liberal science. Bogus science at its best.