Dancing Girls

If people would donate a little cash I could hire some dancing girls part-time. This would create a more stimulating and creative atmosphere around here, which is absolutely necessary for creating very funny news stories.

Yeah, dancing girls should do nicely

If there are more very funny news stories, more people will be laughing. And if more people are laughing there will be fewer wars, less pollution, less poverty and more sex. Everyone will be in a better mood ... and the world will be a better place.

So, to help make the world a better place, open up your hearts, and your wallets, and help keep very funny news coming!

You may donate any amount you wish, just remember that dancing girls are expensive.

P.S. Our paypal account name will read: CoolTools.