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Powered By Pee




(Detroit) - A new American environmental vehicle manufacturer, the Pee-In-Me Car Company, has unveiled an environmentally friendly vehicle that can be powered by human urine.

Instead of the hated high priced gasoline the car is propelled by pee power.

The revolutionary new vehicle is called the, "yellow stream" and gets up to 75 miles per pint of pee. It's easy to fuel; men can just pee directly into the tank while women will have to learn how to pee standing up.

According to a review of the vehicle in Green Is Keen magazine, "This is a great new pee-powered fuel efficient vehicle for the environmentally conscious driver. The secret is drinking lots of liquids."

In the absence of urine, the vehicle also runs on polluted air or water, which is readily available everywhere.

The environmentally friendly and politically correct Yellow Stream is endorsed by the Sierra Club, the EPA and the ACLU ... and will cost approximately the same as a huge, gas guzzling SUV.

Want to piss on the Arab oil producers and the big oil companies? Get your Yellow Stream on the road.


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