New Poll Shows U.S.

Congress Rating=0

The latest Giddyup Poll, released today, shows that the U.S. Congress has a favorable rating of zero. Not 1 of the 14 million people polled thought that Congress was doing a good job

This is the lowest rating of any U.S. Congress since the country was founded in 1776. The rating cannot go any lower. By contrast, 10% of Americans thought terrorists were doing a good job.

Reasons cited for the zero rating of Congress were; doing nothing to stop or control illegal immigration, doing nothing to fix a broken health care system and wasting hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars on programs that benefit special interests and not the people.

A spokesperson for the Stop The Asses Coalition states, "Politicians are the asses ruining this country. Asses who do not fix the big problems facing America, ignore the will of the people and, instead, waste time and money playing politics. We urge Americans to open their eyes, use their heads, and see that the asses in Washington, by doing nothing, are allowing this great country to become a second-rate nation."

Perhaps the zero rating for Congress shows that the American people are finally fed up ... and willing to get their heads out of their asses.

The above headline and story is not true. It was made up, by the author, solely as comedy, with no intent to harm or offend. Any of it which turns out to be true, in whole or in part, is purely coincidental ... and would be even funnier.

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