Democratic Party

Adopts New Logo

(Washington) - The Democratic Party, led by and Hillary Clinton, today announced they are changing their political logo. From a donkey to an ostrich.

A spokesperson for stated, "The donkey as the Democratic logo is politically incorrect. People confuse donkeys with asses. And nobody wants to be represented by asses."

A perfect image for the Democratic Party, the ostrich sticks its head in the sand and ignores reality. Many Capital Hill Democrats have been doing that for decades, and still getting re-elected.

A Democratic spokesperson issued the statement, "And the ostrich lays a huge egg, which we Democrats can relate to. Plus, a huge egg could be used to feed the poor which is great."

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