Satan Hires Hollywood


(Hollywood) - High powered Hollywood publicist, Lotta Crappe, announced today that she is the new spokesperson for Satan, aka the devil, Beezlebub, the Prince of Darkness.

Satan recently fired his long time publicist, the Vatican, for not getting him enough publicity.

Crappe said, "I am pleased to represent the devil and speak with forked tongue. We have lots of plans for Satan, including a book deal, movie deals, talk show appearances and possibly a game show. And we plan to put the devil back in religion. You'll be seeing and hearing a lot more about Satan. He's back!"

In addition to Satan, the Crappe PR firm also represents a lot of famous bad boys and girls in Hollywood. The PR firm's motto is, "You sin, we spin".

Satan could not be reached for comment as he is currently on a world tour.