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At Mall, Gets Arrested

A hot, beautiful, busty 20-year-old Swedish female pop singer was arrested today by mall police for flashing her boobs in the Glendale Galleria, located in Glendale, California, a suburb of Los Angeles.

Ivana Flashem was charged with a misdemeanor for allegedly exposing her breasts in front of a record store in the mall to promote her newly released CD, "Nips Don't Lie".

Bail was set at $1,000 and was immediately paid by a group of male senior citizens who happened to be at the mall and happily witnessed the crime.

The above headline and story is not true. It was made up, by the author, solely as comedy, with no intent to harm or offend. Any of it which turns out to be true, in whole or in part, is purely coincidental ... and would be even funnier.

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